so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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