someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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