Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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