Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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