That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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