i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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