what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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