is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
why is half of my head shaved?
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