Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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