quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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