he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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