Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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