i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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