chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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