yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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