ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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