somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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