Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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