I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Terrible idea I love it
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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