Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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