Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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