it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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