it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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