Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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