i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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