Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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