I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I have feelings that need drinking.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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