Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
