Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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