ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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