No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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