I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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