I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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