It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Rumble strips road head = magical
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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