Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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