Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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