i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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