is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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