i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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