you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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