people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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