p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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