Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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