How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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