stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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