I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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