I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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