that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You smell like stripper and shame
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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