i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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