Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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